haiku's come easy
when you are really tired
and cannot find sleep

two men working blind
fixing the blinds in core class
one is black one white

early for class now
by a whole two hours now
hear what i'm sayin'?

nick cage punches girl

you cant do that on tv

only in movies

So, are we drunk yet?
Drink drink drink drink drink drink drunk
Oh now we are drunk

Water board a cat!
Because they don't like water!
Brought to you by Tim.

I've got some blue tape
I've got some baby blue tape
I've got some, baby!

OR

I've got some blue tape
I've got some baby blue tape
I've got some baby.

A building party?
Never been to one of those!
I'll be lame here, thanks.

Sore-ee

Fine, Tim, here it is
A haiku by not by you
Not Canadian

if i were a tree
i would have a lot of leaves
because tree i am

how come nobody
yall forgot aboot haiku
like canadians

happy birthday tim
you are the best i love you
today is your day

tim tim tim itm tim
tim itm imt imt imt tim tim
itm itm tim rules, yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!

fuckin spanish jerks
takin all of our jobs man
with their burritos

Es un poema
escrito en español
léelo, joder!

haiku haiku ku
haiku haiku haiku hai
ku ku hai goku

kirk kirk kirk kirk kirk
kirk kirk kirk kirk kirk kirk kirk
kirk kirk kirk kirk sucks

roar said the tiger
bless you then the pope did say
it was a good day

Inside the Munch show
Some nudes of dudes: the male nude
that is what I thought

fucking rape your kids
take some ecstasy then shit
then i'll rape some more

i dare to wonder
wonder whats in a wonder
ba ba ba ba ball!!!!

i'm making babies
putting the arms and leg parts
onto the thorax

philadelphia:
we give a shit - no - for real
we actually care

To Tim Schade

My cumbrella broke

Because your art is so good

You silly cheesesteak.

Penis drippings fall,

So close to your face they fall

Open wide asshole.

Ferret with a hat
You ain't no horse jockey, boy
Take off that damn hat.

Baby sloth peaks head
From out of tangerine box
To find lame blogger.

it's a bottle brush
it is for washing bottles
now you know, that's all

schmeckle dick harpoon
the white whale comes tonight dude
better find his cunt

It's haiku smack down!
coming to get you right now!
watch out! it's haiku!

wine in my pizza
sitting down with dad's soda
yummy night tonight

dirigible stew
soap box stereo seating
and a mess of sorts

alabaster dew
korean diaspora
from my fucking ass